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		<title>Cow sculptures in Vt. city under siege by vandals</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Police: Man robs bank in clown pants, fake breasts</title>
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		<title>Man decked out in Darth Vader mask robs NY bank</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 06:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Wis. candidate can&#8217;t use controversial description</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 00:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Liberian elephant rampages against timber company</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Wedding Gift: Groom gives bride-to-be $250K ticket</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 12:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Woman finds out LeBron pendant worth nearly $10K</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 06:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By 2010-07-15T01:31:33Z AKRON, Ohio (AP) &#8212; An Ohio woman paid $5 for a LeBron James pendant at a yard sale, thinking it was costume jewelry. But the International Gemological Institute said Vaneisha Robinson&#8217;s find is the real deal, ringing in at nearly $10,000. Robinson, 20, said she used to wear the jersey-shaped pendant to high [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reno police: Microwaved squid leaves 2 queasy</title>
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		<title>Denver driver survives 500-foot drop from road</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[By 2010-07-10T01:04:51Z SILVERTON, Colo. (AP) &#8212; Authorities say a 33-year-old Denver man suspected of drinking and driving survived after he lost control of his car and it dropped almost 500 feet off the side of a road. The Colorado State Patrol says Anthoney L. Buckner seemed to be in &#8220;amazingly good condition&#8221; after rescuers used [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boy, 8, tells Minn. council: Crack down on crooks</title>
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		<title>Del. fishing buddies reel in stolen, dumped cars</title>
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		<title>Colombian cops find World Cup _ made of cocaine</title>
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		<title>Double diplomas: 2 NY schools, 19 sets of twins</title>
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		<title>Cops: Drunk pair push stroller with kids, bayonet</title>
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